Body Image jokes

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.

The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.