Body Image jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.