Body Image jokes

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.