Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!