Body Image jokes

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I only trust people that like big butts.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.