Body Image

Body Image Jokes

Food

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Mama

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Tattoo

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Man

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Coconut

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Stomach

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Ass

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Plastic

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Calorie

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Mama

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.