Body Image jokes
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
big booty latinas.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I only trust people that like big butts.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.