Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
