Body Image jokes
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
big booty latinas.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.