Body Image jokes
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
big booty latinas.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"