Body Image

Body Image jokes

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?

... A quarter pounder with cheese.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. ๐Ÿ›€๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."