Blue

Blue Jokes

Banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Face

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Lover

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

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  • Nickname

    Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

    Ditch

    What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?

    You after you disrespect me.

    Body Count

    A man is with his friend in a bar.

    The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

    Nervous, the man looks away.

    The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

    The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

    "Wait, wha..."

    "What?"

    Baby

    What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

    The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

    Eye

    Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

    A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

    Penis

    Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Homo

    Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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