what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken had 4 chicks and a cheating hen who all sucked out all his money he got from his extremely boring job, and he finally got some peace for himself and was going to the local bar, which was on the other side of the road. He walked in the door, wings sagging, feathers catching on his claws. The bartender eyes him as he sits on a bar stool. "Chuck, how ya doin'? The missus doin' good?" "Just give me the hardest stuff you got. I'm done." This caught the bartender by surprise. "Chuck, come on, don't be sayin' that. Just look to the future and you'll be fine." "What future?" Chuck replied in a huff. "My wife and chicks are so goddamn pestering sometimes, you know? But if I leave, they'll all suffer, and I don't want that either. Oh, God, Phil, I don't know what to do." "You know, you've got a good heart for a rooster your age," Phil answered. "We need that in these parts. I'm tellin' ya, there will be more than what's happenin' right now, ya know, life's got all its gears turning for ya, and there's just a bit slow right now. The gears haven't been oiled in a while, but who's the only one who can fix that?" Chuck knew the answer. "Me." Phil returned with his drink. "McClucken's Whiskey, on the house." Chuck glanced at his glass. He held it up to the light. His face reflected in an aura around it, neither looking forward to the light and not backward, either. "No thanks, Phil," Chuck sighed, "But thanks anyways." He went to get up out of his chair. Phil called as he walked out the door, "Just remember to oil the gears every now and then, eh?" Chuck's comb flapped in a cool breeze brought in by the season. A bench was nearby, staring across to the other side. And he just sat there, sat there thinking. Cars blurred to a colorfully colorless nothingness as he thought in silence. He could see an open window in his mind, full of chickens: a sassy hen, two identical sportish chick; another, older than the two, and body bristling with blue comb-dye and the latest thing he watched online fresh on his Chickstagram page; finally, the first of the bunch, shy, bookish, with a secretly courageous soul. They all looked... worried, worried for the rooster who guided them, helped them grow, supported them... and all looking out of the window back at him. A single tear welled in Chuck's eye. The chicken walked back across the road to his family, to his friends, and to the life he was content with.
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!!!
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
