Blind

Blind Jokes

i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time

So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasnā€™t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesnā€™t know, heā€™s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously ā€œare you okayā€ the blind man replies ā€œyeah Iā€™m just looking aroundā€