Black

Black Jokes

Grandpa

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

CEO

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Flow

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Coal

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Electronics

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Right

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

Child

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Racism

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

Woman

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

People

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

Communism

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

Eye

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"