Black People jokes
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.