Black People jokes
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.