Black People jokes
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Black people run fast.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
Why do black people only have nightmares?- because the last one that had a dream got shot.