Black People jokes
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...