I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
