What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
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What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
