Bigness jokes
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.