Bigness jokes
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!