Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Big Dik
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.