Bigness jokes
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Memes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Big Dik
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!