Bigness jokes
Big Dik
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Memes
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
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Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!