Bigness jokes
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.