Bigness jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Memes
Big Dik
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.