Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I saw my sister sucking a big toe
your forehead is so big that it has five different timezones
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
Big mummy milkers....
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
