Bigness jokes
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?