Bigness jokes
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Memes
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.