Bigness jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

I only trust people that like big butts.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

I love big hot sexy men.

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

What is big and long and hard?

A cucumber!

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.