Bigness jokes

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

I have a big cock.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.