Bigness jokes
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
"Ur mum is big."
Big butt
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.