Bigness jokes
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?