Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!