Bigness jokes
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!