Bigness jokes
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
I ass big ass you :-)
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
You're a big Z!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.