Bigness jokes
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
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Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick