Bigness jokes
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Hollow Knight Meme
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
I suck big weiner.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.