Bigness jokes
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.