Bigness jokes
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
I ass big ass you :-)
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"