A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
My girfriend called me a pedaphile.....Thats a big word for a 1st grader
Why where the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old
What is big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?
Yo forehead is so big Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Yo mama so fat the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friends head I say dam, that's a dam big head Nick, then he is like, dude, that's a literal dam.
You're hairline is so big not even a black hole can eat it.
Bro ya forehead so big Dakota S forehead seemed small
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
Your fore head is so big mega mind gets jealous
your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
