Bigness jokes

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

I ass big ass you :-)

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

You're a big Z!