Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
What’s big and black on the road?
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
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How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.