Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
You're just big and good.