So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
