Best jokes
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.