I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Jesus shows up and says youβve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "Iβm sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "Iβm sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "SchieΓ den Hurensohn!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle π².
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
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