Being jokes
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.