Being jokes

Cage

    • When you're in a cage But it's not real!

    Being in a cage But you have the key.

    Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

    Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

    Living and realizing you've been born into one.

    Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

    But you can't live without them.

    The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

    Fire

    • Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

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    • Dad

    • "I miss you.

    Being happy was never that hard without you..."

    Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

    Finger

    • People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

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    • Shrek

    • Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

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    • Fat

    • You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

    Weight

    • You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."