Being jokes
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!