Being jokes

Color

  • What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

    Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

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  • Math

  • What is the similarity between math and buildings?

    Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

    Masturbation

  • My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

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  • Rape

  • A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

    The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

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  • Crush

  • My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.