Being jokes
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.