Being jokes
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Who needs parents to be great?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.