Being jokes
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.