Behavior jokes

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.