Why are french fries rude?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Habit.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
