Behavior jokes
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Where's your off button?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!