Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Behavior Jokes
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
