I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
