Become jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!