Bears jokes
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.