Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
What do u call a bear with no teeth ~ a gummy bear
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
How do you make an eight year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve raped her
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
