Bears jokes

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?