Bears jokes
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Explain bear.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...