Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Bears Jokes
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
