Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
Lets have toast in the bath
Your so skinny if you take a bath you look like your in an ocean 🛀🏊♂️
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
