I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
what is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is rude and nosy
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles was a man.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
