Bath

Bath jokes

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."

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    • A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"

    You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

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    • I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

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    • Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

    Wanna hear a clean one?

    Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty one?

    Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

    What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

    One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

    A good bath is like a dead lover.

    You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

    What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

    Vegetable soup.

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