Bath jokes
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.