wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"š¦
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" šÆš±
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup š¶š
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
Whatās the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Thereās only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerrās team
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
Whatās the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Whoās better, Bird or Magic?
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball?, Ka-boom
Why canāt fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
