What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.