Basketball jokes
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.