Basketball jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.