Basketball jokes

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

What do you call a very long bowl?

Manute Bowl.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.