What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.