Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball?, Ka-boom
Why can’t fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.