Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Balls in your jaws.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
