Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Balls in your jaws.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
