Basketball jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Balls in your jaws.