What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Balls in ur Jaws
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
Dont you find it ironic that kobye bryant bounced his helicopter of the ground like a basketball
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working
covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
What do you call a fish that don"t play basketball
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
