Imagine. Kobe could not.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
