Basketball jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Imagine. Kobe could not.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?