Basketball jokes
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!