When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
