Basketball jokes

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.