Basketball jokes
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Memes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.