What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
why was kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!
Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you. Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Why cant orphans play basketball? Because they dont know were home is
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball???
One on one!! Just think about it. It makes sense
