Basketball jokes
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Memes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.