I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
basketballs are bigger then end
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!