Basketball jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Memes
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.