Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Basketball Jokes
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
