Basketball jokes
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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Lebron>MJ
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.