What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
basketballs are bigger then end
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
