Basketball jokes
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.