Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
