Basketball jokes

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Where do you find white people on a bench?

- The NBA.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Why does the basketball never get a date?

Because they dribble.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.