Basketball jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.