you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn't....
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Kobe Missed A lot of shots but he sure didn’t miss the mountain
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
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When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
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Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
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