Basketball jokes

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Where do you find white people on a bench?

- The NBA.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Why does the basketball never get a date?

Because they dribble.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.