A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
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Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one duct.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart not stupid.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair and a table
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
