Bars jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.