Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
What to you called a Mexican who can’t find the bar ?
Barlos
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Helen Keller walk into a Bar..... and a table......and a chair.....and a wall
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
