Bars jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Memes
Introverts
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.