Bars jokes
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."