Bars jokes
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.