How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Bars Jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
