Bars jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.