Bars jokes
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.