Bars jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!