Bars jokes
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀