Bars jokes
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.