What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
A man walks into a bar...Oww
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
A man walks into a bar
He had to have 13 stitches!!
A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
A Horse walks into a bar. The Barman says... "why The long face?"
