Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
An Irish-man walks out of a bar
A blind man walk into a bar.............and a table..............and a chair.............and the counter
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
A blind man walked into a bar, a table and a chair
