B.A.L.L.S. jokes
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What is a pile of balls?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.