Balls jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Balls deep.
Memes
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.