Balls jokes
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Memes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!