B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.