B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."