Balls jokes

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.