B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.