I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What hangs low?
Balls
I have to call bovfa whats bovfa can bove je thies nuts fit in your mouf
What is Sophia’s favourite song
Open wide cum inside it is okay school
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Igma is my balls
ligma is a disease so does that mean ligma balls
do you like mirah??
MIRAHT NUT
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties
