Ball jokes
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Balls deep.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.