Ball jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Messi chiquito...
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Balls deep.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.