"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
hey baba girl I have balls you know
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
