Ball jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Messi chiquito...
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.