Ball jokes
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Memes
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Messi chiquito...
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Balls deep.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.