Ball jokes

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Messi chiquito...

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

Balls deep.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.