Ball jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Messi chiquito...
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.