Ball jokes
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Messi chiquito...
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Basketballs are bigger than end.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.