Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why do orphans not know how to play base ball
because they don't know where home is
Messi chiquito...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
balls deep
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
