Ball jokes
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Biggest balls?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Memes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."