Ball jokes
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Biggest balls?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Memes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.