Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
