Ball jokes
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Ballz!
Big black ball sacks.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Biggest balls?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Balls deep.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.