Ball jokes
Ballz!
Big black ball sacks.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Biggest balls?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Messi chiquito...
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."