Ball jokes
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Biggest balls?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Memes
I love you.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.